The word “Bikini” in different languages
The word “Bikini” translated with Bablefish and Google Translator into as many languages as we could. If there are any corrections to be made, let us know in the comments.
Headlights – Pokies – Hard, Erect or Stiff Nipples
It can happen because of the cold or because of arousal. Either way it happens and it’s normal and nobody cares. In fact a lot of women spend a lot of money buying soft rubber doodads to stuff in their tops just to achieve this effect. So if you’re lucky enough to be a natural thermometer, then way to go you!
Here are some other ways to refer to erect, hard or stiff nipples:
- headlights
- high beams
- pokies
- nipplets
- nippies
- nips
- knubs
- stiffies
- pokers
- pointers
- targets
- being a peanut thief
- funnel tips
- suffering from nipplitis
- having a noner
- being nippled-up
- chillies
If you’ve heard of any others, comment below.
Miss Reef always wears a rash guard
What are Rash Guards? Well, they’re those tight tops that look like t-shirts. They’re the main wardrobe piece that distinguish a Miss Reef contestant from any other ‘bootyfull’ bikini babe. So the next time you go for a swim, if you don’t feel like wearing a micro-mesh-see-thru bikini top, wear a short sleeve crewneck rash guard. They’re comfortable and go with almost any bottom and they look great even in the pool. They even sell rash guard bottoms.
The Invisible-Bikini
It is the single most popular bikini of all. Worn by cats, dogs and invertebrates of every kind…but unlike other swimsuits the invisible-bikini has yet to go out of style. Unfortunately, out of all the vegetables, minerals and animals in existence, humans are not allowed to wear their invisible bikinis out in public without getting arrested.
Heel Tutorial
If you go to a pool party, wear heels, but make sure you know how to walk in them first.
See thru vs Mesh (Sheer vs Fishnet)
[Pictured: Brooke from WickedWeasel.com, Tangaland24.de]
See thru bikini on the left, mesh bikini on the right.
You can see through both of them, but the mesh bikini’s fabric has holes while the see-thru bikini is made of a solid fabric that usually becomes more transparent when wet.
*Mesh fabric is sometimes referred to as “fishnet“.
*See-thru fabric is sometimes referred to as “sheer” or “transparent”
When is a bikini illegal?
Remember, this is “the land of the free”……. in theory.
Via SpikeTV.com video titled:”Illegal G-strings?”
Of course when you look at the other laws in place, the swimsuit ones start to make a lot of sense:
Did you know it’s illegal for a woman in New York to wear “body hugging clothes” but perfectly legal in New York city to go topless?
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You might find some NSFW (Not Safe For Work) Pictures and Videos Here, but this is all in the name of education. You’ve been warned ;P The BikiniWiki will educate you by visually explaining all the Bikini Styles, Terms and Slang. Learning really is fun!
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